Oh my god, this MADE my day.xD My friend bought me this from Neko con. You guys HAVE to listen to what this bottle says.
-front (in order)- Compare to the active ingredient in Advil Pain Reliever anti-zombie medicine. Take when you need that extra boost. Be sure to share. Don't be a pill hog. Peelz WARNING - We have no idea why this s*** works. Keep away from Louis. 150 50mg TABLETS (25mg 5.31)
-side/back (in order)
Take in case of medical emergency. Temporary effects only.
Drug Facts: active ingredient (in each peel) Mike & Ike (TM) 1800mg Purpose: Placebo serving per container : One (1) (That's right, chug the whole d*** bottle)
Uses: Temporarily relieves aches and pain due to the following.... * Zombie Hordes * Boomer Bile * God D***** Bill * Friendly Fire * toothache * TANK! * AHHH! That Tanks on Fire! * You're on Fire * Chainsaws * Mic Spam * Whoopsies * Boo Boos * Uh-Ohs
Warnings: Ask a doctor before use if you have any of the following conditions... * a working liver * acute color blindness * leprosy * Batman-itis * the gum disease GINGIVITIS * kinemortophobia * death * giant robot arms * 56k modem
Ask a doctor or pharmacist before use if you are and idiot
Discontinue use if any of the following symptoms occur... * vertigo * dry mouth * bleeding gums * numbness in extremities * uncontrollable urge to yell " T**S!" * brain swelling * nausea * blurred vision * x-ray vision * the strength of two bears * spontaneous combustion * an imbalance of the humors * instant death * cannibalistic tendencies * zombification
Should any additional symptoms occur notify your local CEDA office
If pregnant remember to waddle and shoot keep out of reach of zombies, cause once they grab you game over man. In case of overdose, your teammates will smack you for hogging the pills.
Directions: Survivors 12 years and older Chug whole bottle until not dead.
Survivors 6 years to 12 years They should be easy to outrun.
Survivors under 6 years Who let a baby out here? Seriously guys that's just not right
Louis God D*****
And there you go. Hope you guys had a good laugh and tell me if I should do a 'review' of this and upload it to youtube. xD
(NOTE: THERE ARE NO ACTUAL PILLS IN THIS PILL BOTTLE, IT'S ONLY MIKE & IKES IN THERE)
L4D peelz bottle (c) (I have no idea who this actually belongs too. D: )
I probably shouldn't have thrown out all of the Mike and Ike's after purchasing this from FanExpo LOOOL CUS HONESTLY I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG THOSE THINGS HAVE BEEN THERE SOB...now I kind of regret it ;w;
But yeah, it's the writing on this bottle that made me buy it on a whim. It is a brilliant merchandise. My friend and I laughed so hard.
But yeah, it's the writing on this bottle that made me buy it on a whim. It is a brilliant merchandise. My friend and I laughed so hard.
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